Saturday, January 11
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Chair Man of the Board – Resolving to surprise her…
Cuz Penguins Drive Cars – It’s a really hot day and this penguin is having…
The Squirrels – One day little Bill was playing in the sand out of the…
Rocky Mountain Oysters – Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky…
Camel Relief – A respected captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a remote…
Rejected Greeting Card — Sorry – I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was…
Redneck Dog – Two rednecks were sitting on their porch one afternoon and looked down…
Gay Dinosaur – Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Megasoreass.
Showers Instead of Baths – Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths?A: Pissing…
Spider Diet – What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers…
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Classic Booty Call… Thief – Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your…
Gourmet Booty Call… Lick – Can I lick your bowl?
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