Thursday, November 21
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Geek Booty Call… Calculus – I need some help with…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Redwoods – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses California…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Hokey Pokey – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Tolls – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she worked…
Popsicles – Q: What can popsicles do that men can’t?A: Come in five flavors.
The Golfer’s Confession – A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I…
Holy Shot! – One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing.…
It”s awful scary in these woods, mister! – "It”s awful scary in these woods, mister!"…
Vampire Bar – Q: How do you know you’re in a vampire bar?A: There’s a…
Walks Into a Bar… The Ballerina – A good looking woman walks into a bar…
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