Monday, December 30
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Fishin’ or Buggery? – There was this man who had…
Geek Booty Call… Watch – Can I watch while you Google yourself?
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Sex Education – A teacher was telling her students about human anatomy in a sex…
Soccer Booty Call… Send – Are you gonna let me send it through? Goooaaalll!
Geek Booty Call… Help – I need your help–my hard drive needs to be wiped.
Hoshimota – An American businessman is on a business trip in Japan and hires a…
A Small Journey Through Hell – A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil…
Comeback Nasty – If I wanted some comeback, I’d wipe it off your chin!
Well-Endowed Queen – What do you call a gay guy with a sixteen-inch dick? A…
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