Sunday, November 24
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
French Maid Techie – A French maid was tidying up…
The Lawyer Keeps His Promise – A dying man gives each of his best friends…
Lyin’ Lawyer Laffs – How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie?…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Baboon – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she’s going to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Black Hole – Yo’ Mama is so fat, NASA used…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Whales – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes whales…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Water Fountain – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she has…
Toilet Brush – While grocery shopping, a single man comes across toilet brushes. "Wow! What…
Dinner’s Ready! – Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law."…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Ear Infection – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she gave…
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Marmasetts are mildly amuzing – How many marmasetts does it take to screw in a…
Good, Bad, Worse – Good: Your children are sexually active. Bad: With each other Worse:…
Corduroy Condom – Q. What do you get with a corduroy condom? A. A groovy…
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