Saturday, January 11
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Walks Into a Bar… Donkeyboy – Bob and Jim walk…
Walks Into a Bar… Pork Pie – A man walks into a bar with a…
Soccer Booty Call… Skills – I hear you have good ball handling skills. Goooaaalll!
Robot Booty Call… Phaser – If you were a phaser, you would be set on…
Barbie’s Hygiene – Q: What does Barbie use as a tampon?A: A Tic-Tac.
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Free Press – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she stole…
Midget at a Nudist Colony – Q: Did you hear about the annoying midget who…
Nasty Cashiers – A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier and places…
That’s Not Your Rug – One day in the city a bus driver was making…
Jeffrey Dahmer and Lorena Bobbit – What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are…
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Geek Booty Call… Life – If you’re looking for intelligent life, it’s right here. In…
Another Chicken, Another Road – Q: Why did the stoner cross the road? A: Who…
Man in the Mirror – A women came home one day with a mirror and…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dirty… Speedstick – Yo’ Mama is so dirty, she makes Speedstick…
Blondes and Waterskiing – Q: Why is it so hard to teach blondes to water…
Walks Into a Bar… Talking Dog – A dog walks into a bar and hops…
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