Sunday, November 24
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Sharks and Lawyers – Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?A:…
The Mathematics of Love – Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man +…
Ice Hole – There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team…
Golf Lessons – A husband and wife take golf lessons at the local club.The husband…
Material Damage – A yuppie was opening the door of his BMW when a car…
Bungee Jumping in Mexico – Two Americans open a bungee jumping business in Mexico. They…
The Hurt Bird and the S**t – One day a man was stuck in bumper…
Troubled Man – A guy has a bad habit: He loves to hit pedestrians while…
Butt Cheeks – Q: What did one butt cheek say to the other?A: Together, we…
Smallest Hotel – What is the smallest hotel in the world? A pussy – because…
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