Sunday, November 24
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Pa Won’t Like It – A farm boy accidentally overturned…
Beyond Brown-Noser – Q: What’s the difference between a brown-noser and a sh*thead?A: Depth perception.
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Yo’ Grandmama – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she gave…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Ladder – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she took a…
Yo Mama’s So Fat… Picture – Yo mama is so fat, her picture fell off…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Door Knob – Yo’ Mama is like a door knob: everybody…
Yo Mama’s So Fat… Epilepsy – Yo’ mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as…
Leper Poker Game – Q: Did you hear about the leper poker game?A: One guy…
Rump Roastin’ – Q: What did the butcher say when he backed into the meat-grinder?…
Sick Rabbit Trick – A guy finds his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in…
More Jokes
Pirate Booty Call… Anchor – Can I drop my anchor in your lagoon? Yar!
Yo’ Mama Is So Flat… Pirate’s Dream – Yo’ Mama is so flat, pirates can’t…
Pa Won’t Like It – A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The…
Screwed, For Sure – Once a lady wanted to leave the U.S.A. but couldn’t get…
Alien Booty Call… Hurt – Did it hurt when you fell from the Jicknob Nebula?
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Beeper – Yo’ Mama is so fat, a beeper goes…
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