Saturday, January 11
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Lawyer and Pig Crossing – Q: What do you get…
De-evolution – At the rate law schools are turning them out, by 2050 there will…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Monster Truck – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she got…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Telephone Pole – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Hopscotch – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she plays hopscotch…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Water Bed – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
First Computer in Biblical Times – Who invented the first computer in Biblical Times? Eve…
Sick Rabbit Trick – A guy finds his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in…
Fish Market – One day there was a blind man walking down the street and…
Dirty Cowboy Mustache – Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache?A: ‘Cuz…
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Tub o’ Goo – Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Rocks and Women – Q: What do rocks and women have in common?A: Men skip…
Barbie and Paris – Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common?A: Both…
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