Saturday, January 11
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
BB Boys – A mother is making a cake for…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Daddy’s Toe – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she bit…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dirty… Torture – Yo’ Mama is so dirty, they won’t even…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Shadow – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her shadow runs…
Yo mama’s So Old…Act Your Age – Yo’ mama so old, I told her to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Grocery Store – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she got…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dumb… Rehab – Yo’ Mama is so dumb, she went to…
Just Depends – Two old people flirt at a seniors’ singles bar. After a few…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Red Lobster – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster…
My Nobe Is Bunning – What do you call a whore with a runny nose?…
More Jokes
Jock Booty Call… Resin – Hey babe, want to squeeze my resin bag? High five!
PC Pot – A Dell employee got busted for pot in Manhattan recently. President Bush…
Contractor Booty Call… Rod – Want to test my tamping rod?
Walruses and Their Tupperware – Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?A: To find…
Russian Beauties – What do you call a beautiful girl in Russia? A tourist.
Magic Puddle – One day, a policeman walked by and saw a drunk man sitting…
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