Sunday, November 24
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Roosters vs. Lawyers – What’s the difference between a rooster…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Cliff – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she jumped off…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Chef Boyardee – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she masturbates…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Indecent Exposure – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she gets…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Rock – Yo’ Mama is so poor, I threw a…
Yo mama’s so fat… airplane – Your mama’s so fat she went on an airplane…
Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Track & Field – Yo’ Mama is so short, she…
Mommy, Mommy! – "Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?" "Shut up and eat…
Jeffrey Dahmer Ends the Relationship – Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his…
Wizard of Oz – A man jumps off a building at the same time that…
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