Saturday, January 11
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Doggy Style – Q: Why does a dog lick himself?…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Kick the Can – Yo’ Mama is so poor, I…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Elevator – Yo’ Mama is like an elevator, you push the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Dating Yo’ Dad – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, yo’…
Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Butter – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe it’s…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Urine Test – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she couldn’t…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Low Rider – Yo’ Mama is so fat, every car…
Still Together – One man says, "I can’t believe they are still together after all…
Cosmetic Walk – Q: Why does the cosmetics salesgirl walk funny?A: Her lips stick.
Jeffrey Dahmer Ends the Relationship – Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his…
More Jokes
80s Booty Call… Commodore – Wanna come back to my place and check out my…
Man of the House – A man and his wife were on their honeymoon. The…
Latex Gloves – A doctor complains to his colleagues about the sanitary problems at a…
Blondes and Gas Stations – Q: Where does a blonde fill up at the gas…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Portrait Sitting – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
18-legged Fly Catcher – What has 18 legs and catches flies? A baseball team.
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