Sunday, November 24
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Yo Slatternly Mama – Yo mama’s like a door handle,…
He Has Four Balls – A man went to England on a trip and met…
Mental Patients at a Baseball Game – A hospital psychologist decided to take his mental…
Q:What do you do to an elephant with three … – Q: What do you…
2nd to 3rd – Why does it take longer to run from second base to…
God Bless Us – There are five people on a plane that’s crashing. There is…
When You Pull That Out – One day a man took his wife to the…
Food for the Hungry – Three drifters are roaming the countryside for some time. They…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Fresh Crabs – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she put…
Take ‘Em Off, Boys – A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road…
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