Friday, January 10
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Walks Into a Bar… Donkeyboy – Bob and Jim walk…
Yo’ Mama Is So Redneck… Favorite City – Yo’ Mama is so redneck, Costco is…
Blonde’s Salary – Q: What did the blonde fill in for Salary Expected out the…
Yo’ Mama… Red Lobster – Yo’ Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Phone Book – Yo’ Mama is like a telephone book: available…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Ugly Stick – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she not…
Yo’ Mama vs. Hotels – Q: What’s the difference between Yo’ Mama and a hotel?A:…
Big Tongue – What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? Well hung.
Camoflauge Clothing – There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle…
Sonny, Got Any Viagra? – An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two…
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Lyin’ Lawyer Laffs – How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie?…
Corporate Booty Call… Needle – I need you to move my needle.
Jesus & the Robber – A robber breaks into a home and hears a voice…
Heffahump – How do you stop a dog who’s humping your leg? Whack him off!
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