Sunday, November 24
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Roosters vs. Lawyers – What’s the difference between a rooster…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Stadium Seating – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Time Zone – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she wears…
Yo’ Mama’s Cooking… Homeless – Yo’ Mama’s cooking is so bad, the homeless give it…
Walking in a Doggie Wonderland – To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland":Dog…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Noah’s Ark – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Field Goal – Yo’ Mama’s teeth have so many gaps, I don’t…
My Nobe Is Bunning – What do you call a whore with a runny nose?…
Mouse Droppings – An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three…
Morgue Smorgasbord – There were these two guys working late in a morgue, when one…
More Jokes
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Voting District – Yo’ Mama is so fat, politicians fight…
Yo’ Mama Is So Lazy… Nose Blowing – Yo’ Mama is so lazy, she stuck…
How do you keep a moron busy? – How do you keep a moron busy?…
Dr. Dave’s Hairy Indiscretion – Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt…
Lawyer and Vulture – What”s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? Wings.
80s Booty Call… Affair – Let’s have an Iran-Contra affair! Mint!
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