Monday, December 30
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
NASA Chicken Canon – NASA engineers build a cannon that…
Valentine’s Day Surprise – A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine’s Day walk…
69 – I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No,…
Preparing for Your Mammogram – Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there…
Geek Booty Call… Microsoft – Trust me, I’m neither "micro," nor "soft."
Soccer Booty Call… Brazil – Can I see your Brazilian? Goooaaalll!
Mmmmmmmmmm… – How is a soyburger like a dildo? They”re both substitutes for meat.
Goverment Wrestling Federation – 13> Driving your fellow Congressman into the turnbuckle now considered…
Closest Shave Ever – A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the…
Little Johnny Gives to the Sick – Little Johnny was in church with him mom…
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80s Booty Call… Casio – Wanna play my Casio? I keep it in my pants.…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Pay Per View – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she…
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