Friday, January 10
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Mayo and Semen – What is the difference between mayonnaise…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Luggage – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she uses garbage…
Lawyers vs. Vampires – Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?A: A…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Your Birthday – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she dumpster…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Umbilical Cord – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when you…
Lawyer Experiments – Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?A:…
Sunday School Daze – Mary can’t stand Sunday school, but her brother William doesn’t have…
Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love – What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in…
Doctor’s Orders – A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup,…
Canni Ball! – Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the…
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Wasp’s Nest – A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a…
A.J. Jamal: After Christmas – My mama was so cheap, she waited ’til after Christmas.…
Yo’ Mama… Knock Knock – Knock knock.Who’s there?Sham.Sham who?No, not Yo’ Mama.
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