Sunday, November 24
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
You Can’t Put HimTogether Again – What’s green and red,…
Jock Booty Call… Team – You mind if we double team? High five!
Hand Me Downs – Q: What do you say to a man with five penises?…
I See You! – A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
Juicy Squirt – The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Bacon – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she rubs…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Chins – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her chins rest…
Fly Yi Yi – Two flies were flying around a pile of poo and the…
Walks Into a Bar… Monkey Eats Everything – A guy walks into a bar with…
Grosser than Gross… Pregnant – What is grosser than gross? Having sex with a pregnant…
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Soccer Booty Call… Attacker – Can I bring a third attacker along? Goooaaalll!
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John McCain’s Underwear – At a rally John McCain was asked if he wore boxers…
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