Friday, January 10
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
You Can’t Put HimTogether Again – What’s green and red,…
Sex vs. Computers – Q: What is the difference between sex and computers?A: With computers,…
Walks Into a Bar… Mermaid Sex – An old man walks into a bar and…
Jock Booty Call… Handler – Hey babe, are you a good ball handler? High five!
Loose Women – There were three women sitting at a bar, talking about how loose…
Corporate Booty Call… Loop – I want you to reach out and loop me in.
Jonny Humper Harder – There was this little boy who had no name. One day…
Girl on Tracks – One evening, a man goes home after an unsuccessful night looking…
Amish Leg Warmers – There’s this Amish girl and she tells her mom that her…
White Stuff in Bird Poop – Q: Do you know what the white stuff in…
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Zombie Booty Call… The Dead – You wanna see the Grateful Dead? Come home with…
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