Friday, January 10
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Ironing – Yo’ Mama is…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Blood Type – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her blood…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Balanced Meal – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she thinks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Rice – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, it took her…
Jesus and Moses Play Golf – Jesus and Moses are playing golf and they”re on…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Sour Cream – Yo’ Mama is so old, she has…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Mattress – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses a…
Gonna Marry – A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I’ve found the…
Michael Jackson and Santa – Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?A:…
Walks Into a Bar… Drunk Dry Cleaning – A drunk walks into a bar, orders…
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