Friday, January 10
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Golf Balls and G-Spots – Q: What’s the difference between…
Mopeds and Fat Ladies – What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They’re…
Chillin’ Biddies – One day three old ladies were sitting on a park bench and…
Scientist Booty Call… Trait – Your eyes are a deep shade of a recessive genetic…
Robot Booty Call… Walks – I enjoy long walks away from sand and water.
Fired From the Poultry Shop – Q: Why was the dirty old man fired from…
Tough Ass – What is tougher than a pitbull with AIDS? The guy who gave…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Cockroach – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when I stepped…
Quck Game of 20 Questions – Two guys are in a bar. "Hey, I’ve got…
The Unfortunate Penis – — You’ve got a hole in your head.– You always hang…
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