Sunday, November 24
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Roosters vs. Lawyers – What’s the difference between a rooster…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Elephant – Yo’ Mama is like an elephant: she does tricks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Pigeons – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she goes…
BB Boys – A mother is making a cake for her three sons when she…
Walks Into a Bar… Three Tests – A new guy in town walks into a…
Blondes and cow patties – What do blondes and cow patties have in common? The…
Cat Rescue – Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he…
Gay Dinosaur – Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Megasoreass.
Constipation – Why are contipated folks unkind and rude? ‘Cause they don’t give a crap!
Fart Glossary – ART FART= it’s such a beauty you want to immortalize it on…
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First impressions are everything – Q: What did the prositutes knee say to the other?…
Top 10 Reasons to Live in Manitoba – 1. You wake up one morning to…
Zombie Booty Call… Angel – Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Oh no,…
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