Sunday, November 24
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Minute Maid – Yo’ Mama…
The President’s Dog – Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot?…
Bloody Mary – What’s grosser than gross? A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in…
Gay Sperm – Q: What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?A:…
Women vs. Dog Poop – Q: What’s the similarity between a woman and dog poop?A:…
What Not to Say to a Policeman – — I can’t reach my license unless…
Prison vs. Work – — In prison, you spend the majority of your time in…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Boogers – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she picks…
The Toothbrush And The Toilet Paper – One day a miserable toothbrush sits down and…
The Newlyweds and the Doorknob – A newlywed couple arrives in their sumptuous honeymoon suite,…
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