Sunday, November 24
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Golf LOFT – Three bad golfers were teeing off when…
Walks Into a Bar… Double Vodkas – A guy walks into a bar and says…
Soccer Booty Call… Kick – Want to see my banana kick? Goooaaalll!
Jock Booty Call… Advantage – Hey babe, I promise I’ll give you the home field…
Jock Booty Call… Muscle – Hey babe, I think I pulled a groin muscle. Or…
Scott LaRose: Adult Film Plots – My job used to be to watch adult films…
Jock vs. Nerd – $ Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes…
Blonde Handstand – Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A: A…
Grosser than Gross… Pregnant – What is grosser than gross? Having sex with a pregnant…
Tonight’s My Night – Prostitute 1: Tonight’s my night — I can smell c**k in…
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