Thursday, November 21
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Bricks – Yo’ Mama’s so…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Reflection – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she looks…
Beaver – Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom.…
A Few Good Lawyers – A lawyer is standing in a long line at the…
Lawyer Croaks – A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak…
Trampoline vs. Lawyer – What’s the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer? You take…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Cat’s Tail – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she stepped…
Miraculous Recovery – At the scene of a terrible road accident, a guy is laying…
The Difference Between a Bull and a Cow – Q: How does a redneck tell…
Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover – On the night of the prom, a boy’s girlfriend is…
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Little Johnny… Baby Talk – Little Johnny runs into his house and asks, "Mommy, can…
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