Thursday, January 30
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… World Wildlife Foundation – Yo’…
Morgue Smorgasbord – There were these two guys working late in a morgue, when one…
Little Red’s Granny – Little Red Riding Hood went to her grandma’s house and found…
Good Samaritan – Bob walks into a public bathroom and notices a guy with no…
Plastered Lawyers – Q: How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?A: It…
Walks Into a Bar… Leprechaun Pee – A leprechaun walks into a bar. After several…
Jock Booty Call… Walk – If you make it to third base, I’ll go ahead…
Limerick: Horny Lil – There was a horny young lady named Lil, Who fucked dynamite…
Science Fiction Porn Titles – Alien Haserection The Adventures of Prudo Snatch Bottlestar Lactatica 2010:…
Baby Drink – How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
More Jokes
Beaver – Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom.…
Gay Dinosaurs – Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Megasoreass.
A Child’s Prayer – One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard…
Sleepwalking Nun – What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin’ Catholic.
Is Satan Real? – Two boys walk home from Sunday school after hearing a powerful…
Blondes at Sea – What do you call nine blondes in the ocean? An air…
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