Friday, January 10
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Goodyear – Yo’ Mama is…
Yo’ Mama Is So Hairy… Coconuts – Yo’ Mama is so hairy, her breasts look…
Jane’s Addiction – Q: What’s the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer? A:…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Railroad Track – Yo’ Mama is like a railroad track: she…
Six and Five – Q: What has six boobs and five teeth?A: The night shift…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Cow – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she went up…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Mice – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she makes the…
Viaxative – Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at…
Star Trek – Q: What do the Starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?…
Barbie’s Hygiene – Q: What does Barbie use as a tampon?A: A Tic-Tac.
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Morning After the Orgy – Q: What is worse than waking up the morning after…
Cruel Joke – What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer!
Hipster Booty Call… Artist – You’re an artist, right?
If You Love Something, Set it Free – If you love something, set it free.…
Special Talent at the Old Folks’ Home – An old woman says to an old…
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