Saturday, November 23
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
The Butcher’s Wife – Q: How did the butcher introduce…
Dave in a Cave Limerick – There once was a man named Dave, Who kept…
The Aggie, the Longhorn, and the Goat – An Aggie and a Longhorn had just…
Soccer Booty Call… Passing – Come on, I’m getting tired of passing to myself. Goooaaalll!
Boudreaux and Pedro – One day ole Boudreax was going out in his boat. Ole…
How does it feel? – Sandra and her husband Jim are expecting a baby in…
Jock Booty Call… Defense – Hey babe, if you play man-to-man, I’ll play zone. High…
Depressed Proctologist – Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist?A: He’s been feeling down…
Twisted Baby Joke – What is more fun that stapeling babies to a wall? Ripping…
Who Was the Most Drunk? – Three guys compare their levels of intoxication from a…
More Jokes
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Hot Dogs – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the back…
Another Tampon Term – Q: What’s another name for a tampon?A: Beaver dam.
Classic Booty Call… Raisins – Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a…
Astronaut Booty Call… Seal – Please let me seal off your O-ring.
Hold Back the Monster – Q: What has 40 teeth and holds back a monster?A:…
How many Irishmen does it take… – How many Irish does it take to screw…
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