Thursday, January 9
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
The Clinton X250 – My new computer’s the Bill Clinton…
Degrees of the Law – What do you call a lawyer who doesn’t know the…
A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer … – A good lawyer knows…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dumb… Psychic Friends – Yo’ Mama is so dumb, the Psychic…
Yo’ Mama’s Head Is So Big… Raining – Yo’ Mama’s head is so big, when…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Blood Test – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she studied…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Gas Station – Yo’ Mama is like a gas station: pump…
Sex Education – A teacher was telling her students about human anatomy in a sex…
The Farmer and the Prostitute – Q: What’s the difference between an epileptic farmer and…
Women vs. Dog Poop – Q: What’s the similarity between a woman and dog poop?A:…
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Classic Booty Call… Airport – Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart…
Bill and Hillary – Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game.…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… VCR – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she bought a…
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