Saturday, November 30
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Amish Woman Driver – An Amish lady trots down the…
Latex Gloves – A doctor complains to his colleagues about the sanitary problems at a…
The Three Generals – The pentagon said they had too many generals running around, so…
Girl on Tracks – One evening, a man goes home after an unsuccessful night looking…
Condom Recycling – Q: How do you recycle a condom?A: Turn it inside out and…
Jock Booty Call… Recover – Hey babe, I’d like to recover your muff. High five!
Classic Booty Call… Curves – All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Tampons – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she rolls her…
Hold the Mayo – Two college roommates are about to go to bed. The guy…
$10 Complaint – A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs from her.When…
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