Saturday, November 30
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
NASA Chicken Canon – NASA engineers build a cannon that…
Lawyer on His Deathbed – Steve lies dying, as Jack, his law partner of 40…
Scientist Booty Call… Shift – Did you feel the shifting of tectonic plates a moment…
Fired From Sperm Bank – Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his…
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Astronaut Booty Call… Uranus – My mission? A straight shot to Uranus.
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Guys’ Taste Buds – Q: What do men like on their pie, but not on…
Leprechaun – What’s the difference between a leprechaun and gonorrhea? One’s a cunning runt.
Inventor’s Delight – A man had an idea that could make him rich. After it…
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