Saturday, November 30
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
You Can’t Put HimTogether Again – What’s green and red,…
The Floor Is Your Friend – Why should volleyballers work at the cemetery? They’re good…
Yankee Fans’ Commute – Two Yankees fans are on a train up to Boston to…
Backstroke Dolly – What do you get when Dolly Parton does the backstroke? Islands In…
Some Character – Where do the characters go when I use my backspace or delete…
A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller – There’s a woman that has a big…
The Giant With Diarrhea – Q: Did you hear about the giant with diarrhea?A: You…
Dog Abilities – Q: Why do dogs lick their balls?A: Because they can.Q: So why…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Tampons – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she rolls her…
Taking Out the Garbage – Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one…
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