Friday, November 29
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Nailing Osama – What’s funner then nailing bin Laden to…
Walks Into a Bar… Double Vodkas – A guy walks into a bar and says…
Soccer Booty Call… Kick – Want to see my banana kick? Goooaaalll!
Jock Booty Call… Advantage – Hey babe, I promise I’ll give you the home field…
Jock Booty Call… Muscle – Hey babe, I think I pulled a groin muscle. Or…
Scott LaRose: Adult Film Plots – My job used to be to watch adult films…
Jock vs. Nerd – $ Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Chicken Pox – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried…
Elevate The Levels Of Discourse – A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are riding…
Streakers and Strokers – Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench when…
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