Saturday, November 23
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Hairy… Velcro – Yo’ Mama is…
Golf On The Sly – A married man was having an affair with his secretary.…
Corporate Booty Call… Needle – I need you to move my needle.
Yo mama’s so ugly… I can @#$% – Yo Mama’s so ugly, I can fuck…
Ashes To Ashes – This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes…
Soccer Booty Call… Mouth – I would like to approach your goalmouth. Goooaaalll!
Hands Under Skirt – Q: What do you call a prostitute with her hands under…
Limerick: Horny Lil – There was a horny young lady named Lil, Who fucked dynamite…
Little Red’s Granny – Little Red Riding Hood went to her grandma’s house and found…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Wet Floor – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she saw…
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Tonight’s My Night – Prostitute 1: Tonight’s my night — I can smell c**k in…
Milkman – Early one morning, the milkman was doing his rounds. He stopped at a…
Hipster Booty Call… Smokes – Can I bum a Gauloise off of you?
Dinosaur St. – Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It was the chicken’s day…
Bullfight Buffet – A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes…
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