Thursday, January 9
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Lab Monkeys – What do you call a trash bag…
The Perfect Husband – Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.…
Boogie Nights – How can you tell if a porno was made in the 70’s?…
Icy Blonde – Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a freezer?…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Christmas – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she told your…
Clinton Gets Pissed Off – Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and…
Runny Noodle – This lady is on an airplane and is seated next to a…
Genie in a bottle – There was this man walking on the beach and he…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… National Weather Agency – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the…
Fart Glossary – ART FART= it’s such a beauty you want to immortalize it on…
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