Friday, November 29
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
No Panties – Two girls take a walk on a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Price Check – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she asked…
Yo’ Mama Is So Hairy… Barber – Yo’ Mama is so hairy, she goes to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Parachute – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes a…
Baby Drink – How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
Mommy, Mommy! – "Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?" "Shut up and eat…
Lawyer Brains – A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says ‘brains for sale.’ He…
The Difference Between a Bull and a Cow – Q: How does a redneck tell…
Leper Stew – How do you make stew out of a leper? Put him in…
Leprechaun – What’s the difference between a leprechaun and gonorrhea? One’s a cunning runt.
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