Friday, November 29
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Amish Woman Driver – An Amish lady trots down the…
Blame Duke – There once was this guy who was going on a date to…
The Blonde and the Deodorant – The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the…
The Unfortunate Penis – — You’ve got a hole in your head.– You always hang…
Beat the Casino – Q: What is the only way to keep your money from…
Baseball for Scotsmen – A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his…
Kurt Co-brain – Q: What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?A: The wall behind him.
Elevate The Levels Of Discourse – A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are riding…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Crabs – Yo’ Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride…
Just Depends – Two old people flirt at a seniors’ singles bar. After a few…
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