Friday, November 29
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Subway Series School – On the first day of school,…
Yo Daddy Is So Bald – Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Garbage Man – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, even the…
Blonde’s Connection Down – A blonde complains to a brunette friend that her Internet is…
Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Ladder – Yo’ Mama is so short, she had to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Steamroller – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she irons her…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Daddy’s Toe – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she bit…
Miraculous Recovery – At the scene of a terrible road accident, a guy is laying…
Nailing Osama – What’s funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless…
The Scent of an Old Woman – A haggard old lady rides in a fancy…
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