Friday, November 29
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Yo’ Mama’s Hair… Wilson – Yo’ Mama’s hair is so…
Walks Into a Bar… Horsing Around – A farmer walks into a bar with a…
Mathematical Cows – Q: How do cows do mathematics?A: They use a cow-culator.
Frog With Special Diet – One night a man walked into a bar with a…
Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull – Q: What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a…
Blonde Breadcrumbs – Q: Why does the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet every morning?A:…
Walks Into a Bar… The Whole Gang – A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a…
Santa’s lap – Do you know what would be sick? If you sat in Santa’s…
Three Flies in a Bathroom – Three flies in a trashcan get trapped overnight in…
Three Girls Go Camping – One day three women went camping – a blonde, a…
More Jokes
Fish says, "Duuuuude!" – What does a fish use to get high? Seaweed!
Blonde Horses – Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses? So they…
Viagra for Gramps – An 80-year-old man tells his wife, "I’m going to the doctor…
Blondes Blow It – Q: What’s it called when a blonde blows in another blonde’s…
Blonde Bent Over – Q: What do you get when a 6-foot blonde bends over?A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Belly Button – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has…
© 2024 Jokesaz. Designed by JokesAZ.