Friday, November 29
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Lab Monkeys – What do you call a trash bag…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Fitness Referral – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the local…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… The Gym – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the only…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Wu-tang – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Illegitimate – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she told everyone…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… TV Dinner – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Perspective – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, you need to…
It”s awful scary in these woods, mister! – "It”s awful scary in these woods, mister!"…
A Little Cannibalism Humor, Folks – Did you hear the one about the cannibal who…
The Midget – Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse? He…
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Geek Booty Call… Computers – I’ve got something you need to download from my hard…
Jock Booty Call… Unnecessary – Hey babe, I hear you’re into unnecessary roughness. High five!
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Hinges – Yo’ Mama is so poor, the front door…
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