Friday, November 29
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Troubled Man – A guy has a bad habit: He…
Rosebud – There was a young woman who lived with her grandmother. One night, the…
Flight Attendant’s Vagina – Q: What do you call a flight attendant’s vagina?A: A cockpit.
Latex Gloves – A doctor complains to his colleagues about the sanitary problems at a…
The Three Generals – The pentagon said they had too many generals running around, so…
Girl on Tracks – One evening, a man goes home after an unsuccessful night looking…
Condom Recycling – Q: How do you recycle a condom?A: Turn it inside out and…
Water on the Inside – Q: If there’s H2O on the inside of a fire…
Oranges – A girl was a prostitute, but she did not want her grandma to…
Fine Fly Dining – Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes…
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