Friday, November 29
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Doggy Style – Q: Why does a dog lick himself?…
Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Gang Signs – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so crooked, when she smiles,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Dreams – Yo’ Mama is so old, she dreams in…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Ass Hair – Yo’ Mama is like ass hair: totally useless…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Sperm Bank – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she got…
Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Trophies – Yo’ Mama is so short, she models for…
Red Sox Humor – Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red Sox-Yankees…
Canni Ball! – Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the…
It”s awful scary in these woods, mister! – "It”s awful scary in these woods, mister!"…
Gay Fake-Out – How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his…
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