Friday, November 29
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Satellite Dish – Yo’ Mama…
How to Sell Lawnmowers – A young man got a new job running the register…
The Chinese Workman – A building contracter hires an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Chinaman.…
The Three Chinese Tortures – One day a man goes into a hotel and asks…
Monkey Relates the Terrible Accident – A cop comes around a curve in the road…
Walks Into a Bar… Pork Pie – A man walks into a bar with a…
Soccer Booty Call… Skills – I hear you have good ball handling skills. Goooaaalll!
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Hot Dogs – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the back…
Depressed Proctologist – Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist?A: He’s been feeling down…
Two Gay Men and a Shower – Two gay men, Paul and Tom, were making…
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