Wednesday, January 8
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dirty… Roaches – Yo’ Mama is…
First-Class Blonde – A beautiful blonde woman boards a plane to L.A. with a ticket…
Brainfart – How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? Her ears…
Morgue Smorgasbord – There were these two guys working late in a morgue, when one…
Little Red’s Granny – Little Red Riding Hood went to her grandma’s house and found…
Good Samaritan – Bob walks into a public bathroom and notices a guy with no…
Plastered Lawyers – Q: How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?A: It…
Pee Up A Rope – Two men were out fishing, when they found a lamp…
Fly Off The Toilet – Why did the fly fall off the toilet? It got…
Beaver – Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom.…
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Air Mattress – Q: What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each…
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