Saturday, November 23
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Blind Bunny Meets Blind Snake – A blind bunny and…
Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Comb Her Mustache – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so busted, she can…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Science Fiction – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she’s donating…
Toilet Brush – While grocery shopping, a single man comes across toilet brushes. "Wow! What…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Scale – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she stepped on…
Ex-Lax, Don’t Do It – Why are men like laxatives? Because they irritate the crap…
Just Depends – Two old people flirt at a seniors’ singles bar. After a few…
Lucky MotherDucker – Once there was a farmer. He had two teenage sons. This farmer…
Three Flies in a Bathroom – Three flies in a trashcan get trapped overnight in…
Constipated Accountant – Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn’t budget so he…
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