Friday, November 29
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
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Corporate Booty Call… Transfer – I’d like to make an internal transfer.
Wee Jimmy’s Poker – Little Jimmy had become a real nuisance while the men tried…
Jock Booty Call… Tossing – If you’re tossing, I’m going long. High five!
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Yo’ Mama Is Like… McDonald’s – Yo’ Mama is like McDonald’s: over 90 billion served.
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Grosser than gross.. underwear – What’s grosser than gross? When you throw your underwear and…
Blondes and cow patties – What do blondes and cow patties have in common? The…
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