Friday, November 29
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Walks Into a Bar… Donkeyboy – Bob and Jim walk…
Yeast + Billy Ray Cyrus = ? – What do you get when you cross…
Mississippi State Whorehouse – A guy drives on the highway and sees a sign that…
Jock Booty Call… Goal – Is your goalmouth open? High five!
Girl Power! – A little boy is playing with his new football and a little…
Robot Booty Call… Astrology – What is your sign? Mine is "Property of NASA."
Astronaut Booty Call… Docking – Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
Sonny, Got Any Viagra? – An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two…
Miraculous Recovery – At the scene of a terrible road accident, a guy is laying…
Walks Into a Bar… Drunk Dry Cleaning – A drunk walks into a bar, orders…
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