Friday, November 29
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Roosters vs. Lawyers – What’s the difference between a rooster…
Taxing Profession – A woman goes to an accountant to file her taxes.The accountant says,…
Two brunettes and a blonde… – Two brunettes and a blonde are attempting to fix…
Lawyers and Walls – Q: How many lawyers does it take to build a wall?A:…
Three Explorers Choose Their Deaths – A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker are…
After 69 – Q: What comes after 69?A: Mouthwash.
Geek Booty Call… Sniffer – My sniffer wants to decode your packet.
I’m Very Bullish On Milk – A farmer and a son live on a farm.…
Captain’s Brave Shirt – The first mate asks the ship captain why he always wears…
Bear and Toilet – Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with…
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Regularity – Woman: I have a problem. Doctor: Well, are you regular? Woman: Yes I…
No arms no legs – Q: What do you say to a woman with no…
Hostage Situation – Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage. They ask for a ransom…
Bank Robbers – Three robbers break into a bank, but when they open the safe,…
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