Friday, November 29
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Roosters vs. Lawyers – What’s the difference between a rooster…
Yo mama’s So Stupid…Wall – Yo’ mama so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall…
Sharks and Lawyers – Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?A: Professional courtesy.
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Whale Sighting – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
Walks Into a Bar… Seeing-Eye Dog – A blind man walks into a bar with…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Dog – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her dog closes…
The Bear Hunter – A group of men go up into the mountains to go…
Michael Jackson and Santa – Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?A:…
Definition of Agony – Agony: a one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.
Whore and Bungee Jumper – What do a whore and a bungee jumper have in…
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South Park – Q: What county in Ireland hates "South Park?" A: Killkenny.
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Earth Shaking – A fat man is dancing at a disco, and he is approached…
What Men Want – More beer. More cheese. More sex. Vitamin fortified cigars. Public beer…
Prostitute Potato – Q: Two potatoes are walking down the street. One of them is…
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