Wednesday, January 8
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Amish Woman Driver – An Amish lady trots down the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Hairy… Barber – Yo’ Mama is so hairy, she goes to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Parachute – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes a…
Baby Drink – How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
Mommy, Mommy! – "Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?" "Shut up and eat…
Lawyer Brains – A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says ‘brains for sale.’ He…
Take a Lawyer to the Beach! – Q: What do you have when a lawyer’s…
Avon Calling – An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding…
Captain Hook’s Death – How did Captain Hook die? He wiped his bum with the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Yeast – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough…
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Mommy Almost Died – One day this little girl’s dad came home and she runs…
What Came First… – Q: Why does a chicken lay eggs? A: Because if she…
Blonde Horses – Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses? So they…
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