Friday, April 4
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Blind Bunny Meets Blind Snake – A blind bunny and…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Bird Seed – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she steals…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Beach – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she goes…
Jimmy Learns a New Word – A little boy came home from school one day…
Church – One Sunday morning, a little girl and her mother go to church. Halfway…
Screwing the Justice System – Q: How many US Attorney Generals does it take to…
Lawyers Stinkin’ Up the Place – Why do you need only two pallbearers at a…
The Seven Dwarves Go to Rome – The seven dwarves are in Rome and they…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Daddy’s Toe – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she bit…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Mattress – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses a…
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Mimes – What’s black and white and red all over? Mimes in a chainsaw fight.
The Muffler – A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in…
Contractor Booty Call… Hard Hat – I always wear my hard hat, baby.
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