Thursday, November 28
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Corporate Booty Call… Offsite – There’s an offsite you need…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Elephant – Yo’ Mama is like an elephant: she does tricks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Pigeons – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she goes…
Roosters vs. Lawyers – What’s the difference between a rooster and a lawyer? The rooster…
It’s What’s For Dinner – What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroke-n-off
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Saint – Yo’ Mama is like a saint — a St.…
Golfer Goes to the Emergency Room – A man staggers into an emergency room with…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Hockey Player – Yo’ Mama is like a hockey player, she…
Popsicles – Q: What can popsicles do that men can’t?A: Come in five flavors.
The Cannibals Eat Out – Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse. One…
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First Lady – Q: Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every day…
Small Things – Q: What three words mean small? A: Is it in?
F-A-R-M – How does a blonde spell "farm?" E-I-E-I-O!!
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