Thursday, November 28
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
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Little Johnny… Peanut – Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark…
What’s green and smells like … – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
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