Thursday, November 28
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Refrigerator – Yo’ Mama is…
It’s What’s For Dinner – What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroke-n-off
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Saint – Yo’ Mama is like a saint — a St.…
Golfer Goes to the Emergency Room – A man staggers into an emergency room with…
The Werewolf – "Mommy, all the kids at school say I’m a werewolf! Is that…
Bear and Toilet – Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with…
Blonde’s Coat Hanger – Q: Why does the blonde keep a wire coat hanger in…
Doctor’s Orders – A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup,…
Gay Sperm – Q: What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?A:…
A Prayer Before Dying – When I die, I want to go peacefully like my…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Christmas – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she told your…
Jock Booty Call… Foul – Hey babe, I’d really like to foul you. High five!
Blonde at the Appliance Store – A blonde went to the appliance store sale and…
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