Thursday, November 28
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Backstroke Dolly – What do you get when Dolly Parton…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Perspective – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, you need to…
Beyond Brown-Noser – Q: What’s the difference between a brown-noser and a sh*thead?A: Depth perception.
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Yo’ Grandmama – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she gave…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Ladder – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she took a…
Yo Mama’s So Fat… Picture – Yo mama is so fat, her picture fell off…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Door Knob – Yo’ Mama is like a door knob: everybody…
What’s Red (Nastiest Joke) – What’s red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion!
Leprechaun – What’s the difference between a leprechaun and gonorrhea? One’s a cunning runt.
Fifi and Maria – Two guys always catch the train to work together; one is…
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Daughter’s Prayer – A family was having guests to dinner. At the table, the mother…
Corduroy Condom – Q. What do you get with a corduroy condom? A. A groovy…
Jesus Is Gonna Get You – A man was robbing a house in the middle…
Walks Into a Bar… Native Custom – A Native American walks into a bar with…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Duct Tape – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses…
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