Thursday, November 28
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Amish Woman Driver – An Amish lady trots down the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Cat’s Tail – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she stepped…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… In Line – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she can’t…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Chapstick – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she uses Chapstick…
The Pickle Factory – Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One…
Bulimic Bachelor Party – How do you know you’re at a bulimic bachelor party? When…
Confucious…Baseball – Confucious say: ”Baseball wrong, man with four balls cannot walk."
John McCain’s Underwear – At a rally John McCain was asked if he wore boxers…
Walks Into a Bar… Monkey Eats Everything – A guy walks into a bar with…
Church – One Sunday morning, a little girl and her mother go to church. Halfway…
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