Thursday, November 28
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Walks Into a Bar… The Hamster Show – A guy…
Foot-Long Carrot – Two women are digging in the garden. One pulls out a foot-…
And You’re Not Even Drunk – Q: What did the pollock say when he ran…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Bag of Crap – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dumb… Pregnancy Test – Yo’ Mama is so dumb, she failed…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Hair Line – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her hairline…
Lawyer Stamps – Q: Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps?A: People…
Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover – On the night of the prom, a boy’s girlfriend is…
Deep In The Fourth Quarter – Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one…
The Difference Between a Bull and a Cow – Q: How does a redneck tell…
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