Thursday, November 28
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
You Can’t Put HimTogether Again – What’s green and red,…
Yo’ Mama’s Breath… Tongue – Yo’ Mama’s breath is so stanky, it’s like her tongue…
Yo Mama’s Like a Chipmunk – Yo’ mama’s like a chipmunk, her cheeks are always…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Jimmy Hoffa – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Barbeque Sauce – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she sweats…
First impressions are everything – Q: What did the prositutes knee say to the other?…
Yo Mama’s so Stank…Breath – Yo’ mama’s breath so nasty, I don’t know whether to…
My Nobe Is Bunning – What do you call a whore with a runny nose?…
What’s green and smells like … – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
Walks Into a Bar… The Ballerina – A good looking woman walks into a bar…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Crabs – Yo’ Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride…
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