Thursday, November 28
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
The Hurt Bird and the Shit – One day a…
Little Johnny… Peanut – Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark…
Green and Yellow – What’s green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.
Jock Booty Call… Resin – Hey babe, want to squeeze my resin bag? High five!
Jock Booty Call… Maneuver – Hey babe, I’d like to try the Down and In…
You-Wanna-Do-What-To-Me-Elmo? – What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!
Dirty Tricks – A man came home from work one day to find his wife…
Gay Sperm – Q: What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?A:…
Dog Abilities – Q: Why do dogs lick their balls?A: Because they can.Q: So why…
Fly Off The Toilet – Why did the fly fall off the toilet? It got…
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Yo’ Mama’s Breath… Tongue – Yo’ Mama’s breath is so stanky, it’s like her tongue…
Wife vs. Job – Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job? A:…
Political Pampers – How are politicians like diapers? You have to change them both often,…
Hipster Booty Call… Absinthe – My last girlfriend was the Green Lady. Of course I’m…
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